I Got My Geek On……..My Flag is Flying High

Dearest Boo……….Happy Pi Day!  It’s true; I have gone to the Dark Side….I have gone to the Geek Society.  It was so much fun telling you “Happy Pi Day” and you had no idea.  Yeah!  I got one over my resident Geek.

And I even have my own Geek Code:

GO d-@ s:+ a++ C@ U---? P--? L? E? !W++@ !N* !o-- K--? w@ !O--- !M-- !V-- PS@ PE@ !Y !PGP- t@ !5 !X- !R- tv+@ b++@ DI++ !D-- !G e++>$ h->$ r@ z+

I have no idea what it really says, based on the questions I had to answer it probably means “One Giant Idiot”.  The code generator asked how good was my knowledge of Unix, Perl, Linux, Emacs, USENET Oracle, Kibo, and VMS.  Heck, most of those things I have never head of before in my entire life.  I was just pleased that I know what “Pi” means.  It ‘s the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle; approximately equal to 3.14159265358979323846.  Math, you say that word and my eyes glaze over, a giant knot grow in my stomach, and I am searching for food to help eliminate the pain.

What I can understand are Pi jokes.  And here are some for your laughing pleasure

  • Q:  What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?
  • A:  Pumpkin Pi!
  • Q:  What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
  • A:  Moon Pi.
  • Q:  What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
  • A:  Pi in the sky.
  • Mathematician:  “Pi r squared”
  • Baker:  “No pies are round, cakes are squared!”

Oh, gosh I kill me sometimes!  Okay, you may not think these are funny, but I know that your cousins Colton and Shea are “ROFL”.

National Pi Day has only been a “holiday” since March 11, 2009 – so, using my all knowing math skills – this is it’s second celebration.  When I was online “Googling” to find more information about Pi and why it is important to me here is some things that I did find interesting.

“Pi Day” was so designated to be March 14, as this is the birth day of Albert Einstein.  I found a website on BBC News explaining how we all use pi every day in our lives and why it is so important:

“Pi shows up everywhere. In mathematics, pi appears in many fundamental equations that have nothing to do with circles. In science, pi is inextricable from measuring everything from ocean waves to economic statistics.

Pi is found in the very measurements of the Great Pyramid at Giza. And if you divide the length of a river from source to mouth across a gently sloping plane by its direct length “as the crow flies”, you’ll find pi.

Pi also appears where you least expect it. Religious scholars point to the Old Testament which, when describing the measurements of Solomon’s Temple, implies that pi is only three. In the transcripts of the famed OJ Simpson trial, you can find arguments between the judge and an FBI agent about the actual value of pi.

For a time, Givenchy offered a men’s cologne emblazoned only with the symbol. Nobel Prize winner Wislawa Szymborska (Polish) wrote a poem about pi, and pop star Kate Bush sang 100 digits of pi on her album Aerial.

In this age of high-tech precision instruments, where we assure ourselves that perfection is attainable, pi is an ever-present, sometimes grating reminder that there are puzzles that can be solved and there are mysteries that, perhaps, can not.”

I also know that pi can mean “private investigator” and in my book the very best PI is

Hubba Bubba, Baby.

For me, the most important thing to know about pi is “You can’t spell “happiness” without “pi.”  So, for me pi is important, because it brings “happiness” into my life.   And how did I use pi today?  Why by making a pie and using pi be cut it into nice, even slices!   The best part?  Sharing it with you and your cousins, Kim, Stuart, Colton and Shea.  Joy Rising!

The Best Chocolate Cream Pie You Ever Ate

Prep  Time: 20 minutes

Cook  Time: 4 1/2  hours  (actual cook time is 30 minutes, the rest is cooling time)

Source: www.forkingdelicious.com

Ingredients:

  • 8 T unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
  • 3 1/2 c half and half
  • 2/3 c sugar
  • 1/4 c cornstarch
  • 9 eggs,  divided into yolks and egg whites
  • 9 oz semisweet chocolate, finely chopped
  • 2 oz unsweetened chocolate, finely chopped
  • 1 2/3 tsp pure vanilla extract
  • Optional: 2 c heavy cream for topping  or use the egg whites to make a meringue
  • 3 T milk chocolate shavings for topping
  • 1 purchased oreo crumb pie crust or graham cracker pie crust

Directions:

  1. Heat half and half in a 4 qt saucepand over medium-high heat until it just begins to simmer.
  2. Remove pan from heat.
  3. While heating the half and half, in a large bowl, whisk together the sugar and cornstarch until combined.
  4. Add the egg yolks to the sugar/cornstarch mixture and whisk until smooth.
  5. Temper the half and half into the egg mixture.  When egg mixture ready drizzle in  the remaining half and half.  Whisk completely.  To temper means to add small amounts of the hot liquid into the eggs, slowly raising the temp of the egg mixture.  By doing this you will not “cook” the eggs, causing them to become scrambled eggs.
  6. Return the mixture to the saucepan, heat over medium heat.  Cook, stirring often, until bubbles rise to the surface and mixture is very thick (about five minutes).
  7. Remove pan from heat and add butter and chocolates in small batches, whisking until smooth.
  8. Stir in the vanilla.
  9. Set a fine mesh sieve over a medium bowl and strain chocolate mixture.  Do not skip this step! This will remove and “scrambled” egg pieces that are in the mixture.
  10. cover the bowl with plastic wrap, pressing the plastic onto the surface to prevent “skin” from forming.
  11. Refrigerate until set, about four hours.
  12. Remove plastic wrap from the chocolate filling and, using a rubber spatula, stir mixture until smooth.
  13. Spoon mixture into reserved crust, forming a dome, and smooth surface with the spatula.
  14. Your choice of topping.  You can either whip the cream into stiff peaks and spread on top of pie.  Sprinkle on the milk chocolate shavings.  Or you can make a meringue using the egg whites, spread on top of pie, and broil until lightly brown.  Sprinkle on the milk chocolate shaving.

James Bond Has Nothing On Me

The other night I watched the episode of  “Throwdown with Bobby Flay” where he challenged Michele Albano to a pumpkin pie throwdown.  Both of the pies looked and sounded awesome, so I went to the website to download the recipes.  Yikes!!  No recipes!  What gives with that??  I figured that maybe I was too fast and the Food Network Elves had not had time to post the recipes, so I checked back a couple of days later.  Nothing.  Rats, it was getting close to Thanksgiving and I wanted to make Michele’s pie.  I needed to make Michele’s pie.  I checked back again the next day, nothing.  Now I was getting obsessed……..curiosity was killing the cat.  I needed to find that recipe.  I must find that recipe.  I HAD to find that recipe.

Okay, less than a week before Thanksgiving and still no recipe posted.  Time for drastic measures.  I would find it myself.  Since I had saved the episode I went back to see what ingredients were in her pie and the process.  Ingredients, check.  Process, check.  But how much of each ingredients?  Now the real “spy” work starts……to the Batmobile, Robin.  No, wait.  Wrong hero………..I must go to see if my very own Miss Moneypenny or Q were up to the challenge.  Ta Dah……Google to the rescue.

I typed in “pumpkin pie  maple  pecan struesel recipe”.  Lots of press release about the episode and lots of other people trying to find the recipe.  No luck.  Now I really am on a mission.  I must find this recipe, not only for myself, but for all the other foodie searchers out there.

Since Google failed me, I turned to my favorite website, “RecipeZaar”.  Using the same ingredients I found a recipe “Maple Pecan Pumpkin Pie  #392195”.  The ingredients were about the same, but no struesel.  I went back to the episode and Eureka! the measurements were given.  Using the recipe from RecipeZaar, a basic pie crust recipe, the actual struesel and some guessing on my part, I set out to see if my mission was successful.  Oh, there’s the catch.  I have never tasted Michele Albano’s pie, so there will be no way to know if I had her pie.  Guess the only thing to do is to change my mission from “finding Michele Albano’s Maple Pecan Pumpkin Struesel Pie” to “finding a pie that looked like Michele Albano’s Maple Pecan Pumpkin Streusel Pie and Tasted Really Good”.

Mission Accomplished!  James Bond may have gotten the girl, but I got something better.  A new, delicious pie.  One that I am proud to be able to serve.   You will have to forgive my photo abilities, but trust me.  The pie tastes ever so much better than it looks……..Joy Rising!

MAPLE  PECAN  PUMPKIN  STRUESEL  PIE adapted from RecipeZaar  #392195

2 hours/30 min prep time     Preheat oven to 400 degrees   Makes  two 9″ pies

Pie Filling:

  • 2 single pie crust  (either homemade or pre-made)
  • 2 can pumpkin puree – not the pumpkin pie mix
  • 1/2 c sugar
  • 4 eggs, slightly beaten
  • 2 c whipping cream, not beaten
  • 1/2 c pure maple syrup (Grade B – I find this at Trader Joe’s)
  • 2 tsp cinnamon
  • 1 tsp nutmeg
  • 1/2 tsp ground ginger
  • 1/2 tsp ground cloves

Struesel:

  • 1/2 c chopped pecan
  • 1/2 c brown sugar
  • 2 tsp cinnamon
  • 2 T cold butter

Decorative Topping:

  • 1 c pecan halves
  • 4 T pure maple syrup

Maple Whipped Cream:

  • 1 c whipping cream
  • 1 T powdered sugar
  • 2 T pure maple syrup

Pulling it all together:

  1. In a large bowl stir together pumpkin, sugar and eggs.  Add in the rest of the filling ingredients.
  2. Pour evenly into each of the pie shells.  Cover the edge with a 2″ strip of aluminum foil (this keeps the edges of your pie from browning too quickly).
  3. Place pie onto a cookie sheet and place on the base of your oven (if you cannot do this because of your heating element place the sheet on the lowest level of your oven) and bake for 15 minutes.  This method helps the bottom of the crust to bake more evenly.
  4. After 15 minutes lower the oven to 350 degrees and bake for another 25 minutes.
  5. While the pie is baking in another bowl mix together all the struesel ingredients.  Using your hands is not only acceptable, but encouraged.
  6. Remove the pie from the oven and cover the pies with the struesel mixture.
  7. Bake another 10 minutes.
  8. Check the pie by seeing if a knife inserted in the center comes out clean.  If not, bake another 10 minutes and check again.
  9. Once the pie is baked remove from the oven and decorate the pies with the pecan halves.  Drizzle the pecans with the maple syrup.
  10. Put a bowl in the freezer for about 20 minutes.  In the chilled bowl pour in the whipping cream.
  11. Beat the whipped cream at high speed, scraping the bowl often, until soft peaks form.
  12. Add in the powdered sugar and whip for another minute.
  13. Gradually add in the maple syrup, continuing beating until stiff peaks form.  This will take another minute or two.

Cut the pies into 8 pieces each, serve with the Maple Whip Cream.  Enjoy!